Platonic Sentiments

Inside the Male “Fornication bag.” Kenyan men can be creative, innovative and highly prepared for anything. You may have seen most men walking around with bags every day, especially on Fridays heading to a long weekend out. These bags look like those military bags that can carry all war apparel including food that can last a week. Ever wondered what these men carry in the bags? These tools are arranged in no particular order because none is more important than the other and therefore, appear as no. 1. 1.       Power Extension Men do not like surprises when they visit their sidechiqs or friends. This is almost the most common tool men carry in their bags, particularly those who own desktop laptops (if you know what I mean). 1.       Power Bank Let no man lie to you that his phone went off because men carry power banks in their fornication bags. It is almost as important as carrying your National ID during the festive seasons in most cities in Kenya. 1.                   Ma

Helped the clouds stay cloudy Can I tell you about my first experience with Marijuana? Well, I wasn’t going to narrate this, but hey, mla chake hana haya. I wasn’t used to skipping classes during my freshman years so here I am, tired and zonked after four straight hours explaining to a lecturer why I need marks. Seriously a simple shit of paper in the name of a CAT can determine success? Fuck it. Anway it was all over that Friday and all that was on my mind was vile zangu zitashika. So I decide to pass through Comrades Kula Corner, Hapo   ndio pia mimi nijitunukie chips na soda for surviving the stormy week, Macats, ma assignments, Migogoro ya number one na number two. I told myself “Sinitakonda!”. As usual am a man of not so much hurry when it comes to munching, I’ll take my time read the menu, analyze my pocket, then order. Before I was done with the last chip (am not too sure if it’s the singular of chips), my friend Jonte called me. Jonte: ‘Yoh Plato uko wapi?’ (My friends